God Suffers from a Variety of Psychotic Ailments.

I have been reading the Tanakh & other writings associated with the Judeo/Christian God. 

I’ve concluded that God’s not only Bipolar, but suffers from Erotomania, Adult Antisocial Behavior, Age-related Cognitive Decline & a variety of Cognitive Disorders.

I would also surmise he is a Sadist.

If God’s not dead, he should be medicated & locked up for a while.

He also seems to suffer Histrionic Personality Disorder and Separation Anxiety Disorder.

Look at God strictly as a character in the literary sense. Think of the Bible as a story and watch how God changes… why is this?

Perhaps because God is made up of a few Entities and twisted up all into one Monotheistic Happy Roll?

Here are a few names for God/The Lord:

YHWH
EL
ELOHIM
Creator
Preserver
Transcendent
EL SHADDAI
God All Sufficient
Master
ADONAI
JEHOVAH
Yahweh
Jehovah Elohim
The Self-Existent One
I AM WHO I AM
I WILL BE WHO I WILL BE
The Lord will Provide
The Lord Who Heals
The Lord Our Banner
The Lord Who Sanctifies
The Lord Our Peace
SHEPHERD
JUDGE
LORD God
The Lord Our Righteousness
The Lord Our Shepherd
The Lord is There
The Lord of Hosts
Most High
Mighty One
The Branch
Holy One
Judge
God of Seeing
Jealous
Deliverer
YESHUA

Note  that in Hebrew and Aramaic these are different words to mean different Gods.

Your thoughts?

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Published in: on November 19, 2010 at 1:21 PM  Comments (2)  

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  1. Hey, God goes by almost as many names as Puff Daddy does.


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